Pepsi > Coke

Sam's Cola > Pepsi > Coke
Sierra Mist > Sprite
Mountain Dew > Mellow Yellow
Skittles > M & Ms
XBOX > PlayStation > Nintendo
Guitar Hero > Rock Band
Halo 3 > Call of Duty Modern Warfare > Call of Duty World at War
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McDonalds > Wendy's > Burger King
Windows > Mac
Me > Youf

Why does the world still love Obama?

All he's done is spend more and more money! He hasn't fixed anything!

All he's doing is making the government control more and more. Am I the only one that is weary about Communism? That's where he's pushing us. This is where Communism starts. When the government starts to control medical, financial, and all of the other stuff.

I'm just tired of him.

We want a god damn President; not a celebrity.

He spends more time on TV then he does working. I'm just tired of knowing what's gonna happen but everyone still acting like Obama is Jesus. He's not!

He's the end of democracy.

Politics! Woopty friggin doo!

Politics? Politics tear friends apart. My friend, he's an Obama supporter, me, opposite. We've been having arguments daily since they accepted their nominations. "The Vice Presidents will have a debate tonight..." I DON'T CARE. I'm not gonna be watchin'. I'm gonna be watchin' stuff I regularly watch on Thursdays. Debates don't matter. 90% of voters already are set. F*ck undecided voters. By October you're mind should be set. Bottom line, I don't give a sh*t about the election. I'm done.